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ONLY IN AMERICA...


Can a pizza get to you house faster then an ambulance...

Thire are handicap parking in front of a skating rinks...

Do people orda a bacon doudle cheeseberga large fris and a dite coke...

Do drugstores make the sicke people walk to the back of the store for thire medicin while a helty man can bye a page of cigretes at the front...

Do banks leave thire doors open but then go an chine the pens to the contener...

Do we leave our cars that are worth thousings of dollers whil useless stuff lays in out garages...

Do we buy a package of 10 hotdogs then buy a pakeage of 8 buns...

Do we have a drive-up atm machen w/ braille lettering ...

Do we use the work 'politics' to decribe the progress so well:"poli' in latin means 'many' and 'tics' meaning ' bloodsucking cretures'...

Do we use answering machines to screen calls and thne have call waiting so we dont miss a call from someone we dident want to talk to in the first place...

(more to come)